Wow, this is just… wow!   I get threatened a lot, and by some stupid, stupid people, but this… okay, just take a look for yourself:

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To be fair, is not the dumbest animal to make public threats of violence against me, but he's up there.  Now that I've stopped laughing and reread what he tried to get across, I suppose he's not too impressive, really, but there's something about him that just strikes me as funny and made me want to share.  I mean, an anime-watching cosplayer who plays with paper-mache just threatened a six-foot truck unloader who throws around forty pound bags of dog food and furniture for a living and relaxes by shooting his Thompson Contender at things… quite a society we've made for ourselves, eh?

I must be in Topsy-Turvy World!

I like how he typed *cracks knuckles*, like he's getting ready to stop making his fantasyland decorations and is ready to go Pikachu on my butt, though I fear that his delicate, birdlike bones couldn't handle the strain of cracking his widdle knuckles, and I'll be waiting a while for his next comments.  And for the record, I will say that yes, I do believe he is now attending college; more, I'll bet he's doing a very good job of absorbing what his Ward Churchill, Bill Ayers-style professors are dribbling onto him, mincing little sponge that he is.  I wouldn't care so much, but remember, people like this child vote…

And he dohn get your jokes, hah?

No, but that's typical of his kind.  I would go on and on about how many errors he made in his comments, but-

Chicken!  Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip!

Chip?   Anyway, I'm done with Mr. Szklarski for now (at least in this journal--I'll still play if he wants to!).  He's just the latest in a long, sad line of misanthropes champing at the bit to ruin my country; thinking about them now and then is hysterical, but dwelling on what they mean for the future of America is truly depressing.

I'm posting this mostly for laughs, but think of this guy the next time you're considering voting for someone who's going to extend unemployment, food stamps, and welfare--without things like that, we wouldn't have people like him, as they would be forced to become grown-ups and stop being parasites, or would simply have starved to death.  Also, remember him when you think I'm depicting liberals unfairly in my writing.  Just last week, you may recall, I wrote about a fussy twerp who actually used the same "imaginary friend" line as the above tool.

Oh, and before I get beaten to a pulp by a man in a Sailor Moon outfit, I have to thank again for introducing me to the wonder that is Tommy Wiseau.   (Why do I get the feeling Szklarski cried at the end of The Room?)