Connie Doesn't Like Ron Paul, Part One

Connie Doesn‘t Like Ron Paul, Part One
by JamesE82



Pose for ya? Sure, how’s this? Yeah, snap a photo of me ‘n my colossal bicep here while I do my Rosie the Riveter routine. That picture’s gonna be downright gorgeous, I guarantee! So, what’re you doing today, other’n playing shutterbug?

Huh? You’re going where? Wait just a minute, fella; you’re telling me you’re gonna spend a beautiful day like this at a protest? I thought you said a minute ago you were goin’ to a rally… oh, it’s both? Lemme get this straight: There’s a protest at that factory run my some hajji Iranian outfit, but it’s also a rally?

That makes sense, I suppose. Some politician heard ‘bout folks going to try and run those terrorists back to Persia and thought he’d get some nice press outta the deal. Good for him; sounds like a red-blooded American, alright. Huh? It ain’t a protest against the Iranians and their factory? You mean to tell me that there are people gettin’ together to protest the authorities investigating the Iranians? Of all the stupid… Just a second--if this is a protest-slash-rally, and the protest is for the Iranians, then who’s the scum-suckin’ liberal politician that the rally part of the deal is for?

Ron Paul? Yeah, yeah, I’ll stop yellin’… my fault for being surprised, anyway. I mean, who else would it be for? Come on, kid, you ain’t goin’ to that gathering of pacifist druggies ‘n liberals in Republican disguise. You’re comin’ with me so I can help you get your mind right. Don’t wanna come? Well, I could just haul your sorry butt along with me, or I could tell you that I’m headed home to try on some lingerie that was given to me as a gift from one of my countless admirers…

Yeah, I thought that’d do the trick…


--To be continued--


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The person who agrees with you eighty percent of the time is a friend and an ally, not a twenty percent traitor.

I agree, Mr. President; I don’t hate Ron Paul, but while Connie and I think he is very, very right on some things, we also think he is very, very wrong on others. Even having said that, we’re gonna make some enemies with this little tale…


The very talented and generous presented me with this picture as a surprise gift a little while ago, and it looks like I was able to finally come up with a scene to go along with it. Thanks again, Burt!

This story takes place in , a city where it looks like there could be something brewing that has to do with a sworn enemy of the United States gaining a foothold on our own soil. I’m sure Connie will be there to stop things from getting out of control… or show up and make things worse.

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009.

Comments welcome, even if you’re asking me if I’m finally going to post the picture of Connie wearing some very revealing lingerie I received as a present last year…