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Yup, that’s me--I mean, who else could it be? You know another smokin’ hot, nine-foot-tall redhead fulla sexy muscles on her body ‘n the know-how to pose 'em in her noggin’? Didn’t think so. Yeah, take a gander at yours truly, the Crimson Conservative, gettin’ all sultry looking like one of those models, but one that’s eaten more than half a cracker in the last week.
Sure, you’re in awe of me, stunned by my perfect form, maybe even worshipful, like I’m a goddess come down from ol’ Olympus to be among you mortals, but don’t forget that someone had to pull the trigger on a camera ‘n take this here picture. Joe’s his name, and he’s got a snazzy joint right here in Angel Falls: Third Hammer Studios, it’s called, and no, I don’t know what the Sam Hill that means. Hammers are fine, but why does Joe like the third one, and what happened to the other two? I dunno, must be something from his heritage… a bit swarthy for my tastes, but Joe seems like a good enough egg, and I ain’t just sayin’ that ‘cause his head looks like one.
Josef Mancini is the fella’s full name, the one who took the picture up there; I like Joe better, but you know those artsy types and their goofball names. He took this one ‘n plenty of others, and if you’re a super-dame who wants some photos of yourself, head over and yap at him. He’ll talk you into showin’ your titties (and maybe more), but ya know what? He does it in a classy sorta way that I can’t really explain, that little smooth talker. So once you’re in the building you’ll have to go through a, uh… well, he has this damn laser-scanner-thing, which tic-I mean, tingles like a mad bitch! After that, you gotta get through his secretary or whatever, a tough half-pint named Robin, but she can’t be all bad; I mean, the Mick--sorry, she don’t want me calling her that. Anyway, the leprechaun did have the good sense to recognize how much her boss’d wanna get me in his studio and let me in without an appointment, so good for her.
Nothin’ else to say, so just sit there and gawk yourself silly at this picture for as long as ya want, I won’t mind. Crime’s runnin’ rampant in this berg, though, so I’ve got places to be… where’d I put my new rocket launcher, anyway?
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The “Joe” in question may be found in the city of 
, a character created by the real-life artist 
. He also made these pictures as well: 
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Amazing stuff, and I thank him for making my girl look as magnificent as she is full of herself.
Speaking of that sexy behemoth, the Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009.
Comments welcome, even if it’s just to inform Connie that calling someone a leprechaun isn’t really that much better than a Mick… you’d think a redhead would know better. 
Oh, and while I have been fighting against posting more fanservice, I don’t consider this one something other than what Connie does: a classy piece of art celebrating the female form.
