Murdercycle

2:21 PM…

A busty cosplayer at Hyper Con took a moment to admire a motorcycle that was on display in the Paudraic’s Getaway Convention Hall.

2:22 PM…

A group of young men took a moment to admire the cosplayer’s body… against her will… with their hands.

2:23 PM…

The Crimson Conservative took a moment to admire the sights and sounds of a group of rude young men crushed beneath a six-hundred-pound vehicle that had been tossed onto them.

We now know how Connie spent part of the last day of Hyper Con this year: showing that while she is not for obnoxious, womanly whining from media-grabbing busybodies pushing the feminist agenda where it is not wanted, she is not for ungentlemanly behavior, either.

This piece of art was done by the super-talented ; I asked for a simple portrait of my supersoldier looking mean, and he not only delivered a picture featuring the most dangerous sneer I’ve ever seen on Connie, but took it upon himself to add the motorcycle. It was a great idea, and took me a while to decide on a story to go behind it. Turns out it fit in with a scene I had in mind for ’s Hyper Con, where Connie would show how she deals with men who can’t control themselves and actually cross the line; not by jumping in front of cameras and getting hysterical about “rape culture” and forcing her beliefs on others, but by using a method she thought would get more satisfying, immediate results.

Oh, and before you say that Joe messed-up with proportions in the picture, remember that the Crimson Conservative is a nine-footer, and would thus make a big ol’ chopper look like a scooter.

is where this took place, land of buxom beauties and buff brawlers, plenty of whom may be found relaxing at ’s Getaway resort.

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009.

Comments welcome, even if it’s to tell me I should have rated this as a mature picture just to keep Connie’s face from giving children nightmares.