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Too bad I didn't take bets on who was going to come out triumphant in the battle between Connie and the sea monster, because so many of you seemed to be just positive that my girl was going to mop the beach with him. I was flattered that you thought so much of my girl, but it looks like you either overestimated her, or underestimated Shloggy, didn't you? ;)

Well, that was the weirdest tale I've ever told, but hey, you asked for it. True, Connie "mellowing out" has been gaining lately, but most of you clicked on :iconticklishpitsplz: in the poll, and then that prologue picture ( [link] ) I put up a few days ago turned out to cause so much buzz, so I had no choice, did I? Wonder if that excuse will work on Connie... then again, the full-body tentacle-treatment she received seems to have been so traumatic for her that she's blocked it out. Most of it, anyway; someone offered to take her out for calamari the other day, and she clamped her arms down to her sides and emitted a single shrill giggle before she knew what she was doing, so maybe not.

Well, it looks like Angel Falls has a new resident in the form of what could be classified as a Lovecraftian horror, huh? Sho'ologni'aggy, Sho'ologni'aggy... he doesn't seem to be listen in my copy of the Necronomicon...:confused: Well, I'll be visiting relatives in Dunwich soon, so maybe I'll swing by Arkham and see what the folks at Miskatonic U have to say about him. :thumbsup:


This weird tale took place in :iconangel-fallsda:, a place that's going to have trouble once summer comes and more young ladies decide to venture out for some fun in the sun. :iconsoviet-superwoman: owns the mentioned Soviet Superwoman and Genocide, and :iconpumpmonger: is the creator of Agent Red, who Craig really seems to have a thing for.

I guess I have to claim responsibility for Shloggy, and the Crimson Conservative is copyright 2009 to me.

Comments welcome, even if it's just to ask :iconwtfisthisplz:. Seriously though, I am wondering if you think I should have prolonged Connie’s ordeal and described it in more detail, or if I was perverse enough as it is…
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Haha, good fun story. There is a lot going on here with a Lovecraft themed tickling beastie, a drunk action heroine and the babewatch phonecall cracked me up. Bravo!